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André, 15 years old, Texas.
Sophomore, h0p 0ff n!qq@

me: yo grandma suck my dick!!

grandma: 你很奇怪

instagrampa:

if i had a penis i would stick it in

~~everything~~

WHY DOES THE 1 KEEP DISAPPEARING AND REAPPEARING IS IT JUST ME

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pseudo-bohemian-loser:

wallisb:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.

I believe that it is called an aubergine.

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

I hope ed sees this

oh my god

pseudo-bohemian-loser:

wallisb:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.

I believe that it is called an aubergine.

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

I hope ed sees this

oh my god

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

hipsters-in-v4ns:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

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I just really like the picture.

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LOL i was not expecting that

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Britain: Excuse Me

Mexico: Perdon

Italy: Permesso

France: Pardon

Canada: Sorry

America: Get the fuck out of my way you faggot

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plasmoids:

i swear this is a test shot. (by colerise)

i swear this is a test shot. (by colerise)

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